- Look, Daddy, I'm wearing a belt - Just like you!
- Hey, I'm eating a sandwich just like you!
- Grandpa has a hammer, just like you.
- Grant is wearing a red shirt... just like you.
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When our children are born they go through one phase after another of sorting out where they have control. With each new sphere of influence they are overcome with joy that they have more influence of their own destiny than they ever imagined. First, it is movement. My two boys both would awake themselves in the night just to test out the latest abilities of their legs, arms anything that they could control. From there they move to fine motor skills. They stare at their hands in wonder at the thought they can manipulate with those little fingers. Body parts to words (sign language for some) they light up with joy that their mumbled expressions of "More" or "Ball" or "All Finished" can inspire the perfect coordinated action from the godlike figures of mommy and daddy. But as they age into toddlerdom, children become clear that the primary way to exert their will on the world is through equality with those in power over them. Evan has talked for a year about being able to drive when he turns 16. He obsesses over what menial tasks he can do all by himself. And when he finds those things that his autonomy has finally caught up with his intentions, he lords it over the world to remind them that he can do what everyone else can do. He can cut his toast in half... just like you.
I do not fear my sons becoming powerful. In fact, I want them to have a gift I didn't necessarily have, which is the wise council to grow into the incredible power of being a self-determined human being and simultaneously learning how to use that power for good. It is not Evan's autonomy (preceived or real) that keeps me up in the night.
I do fear the object of his aspiration: me. I don't lose any sleep over his hope to wear a tie like me or have a snack like me or sit in the driver's seat like me. Those aspirations are above the table transactions, trades of his childlike innocence for the reasonable abilities of a maturing person. I can attentively give him the tools to acquire more influence over his crayons, his sandwich, his toys, even his own contentment. What is unnerving, and I believe should be unnerving for nearly every parent, are the under-the-table transactions. The just-like-yous they pick up on the open market that we would never sell them. Worthless abilities and personality quirks that we would rather they never obtain, but that they learn despite our best intentions. And they learn them from us.
I'm not talking about the toddler who cries "dammit!" when he drops something on the floor. (I promise he learned that from his mother.)
I'm talking about something more sub-terraneous, more subverse. I'm talking about a different set of just-like-yous...
- Look, Daddy, I'm wallowing in self-pity - Just like you!
- Hey, I'm eating to make myself feel better just like you!
- I have an insatiable ability to judge others, just like you.
- I am wearing several layers of character flaws... just like you.
Every day I wake up consciously aware that as much as I have worked to gain mastery over my small little domain in life, I cannot control the small and frustratingly pervasive flaws that my sons will learn not from the horrors of TV, not from video games, not from those dirty kids at school (although there is one or two that I would really like to have a little private chat with their parents...) but what they'll learn from me. There has become a common joke in my generation that we shouldn't be saving for our kids' college by their therapy bills. And while the self-depricating humor of such a comment is the love language of our age, I think the intent of the comment misses the point. No one goes to therapy for character development. No one goes on Xanex to become a great man. Do you know where they go to do that? Where do little boys and teenagers and twenty-two-year-old lost souls go to to become great men? They go to their dads. It is my prayer beyond words that twenty years from now what I today know as "I'm making my breakfast, just like you!" becomes...
"Daddy, I am exceedingly kind.
I am deeply generous.
I am resilient.
I live with a hope that overrides fear -
Just like you."